Latest edition of professor quotes. Post away. And if anyone is confused by the topic, comments in this thread should help answer your questions (key ones reposted here):
Anonymous said...
I am confused - do people write down exactly what their professors say and then flag it somehow as funny or cute? How do you all have all these quotes? I think it's weird.
Armen said...
I used to create a section at the bottom of my notes labeled "Professor Quotes." Then during class, whenever I heard something funny, witty, silly, or sad, I'd recreate it in that section as best as I could. Often I'd be corrected by those around me, and sometimes even here in the comments.
Patrick said...
That's exactly what I did, professor quotes heading, and all.
Creepy.
Prof T*ni, Torts:
ReplyDelete"I am like that little Japanese monkey!"
And someone else is going to have to come through with the rest of that quote, because I was laughing too hard to hear anything for the next couple minutes.
Not so much a prof quote as it was Prof B*rtlett's complete inability to speak after picking up a female student's banana protector after it dropped loudly onto the auditorium floor see: http://www.bananaguards.co.uk/eshop/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=1
ReplyDelete11:35, I would have paid to see that.
ReplyDelete"If it's not ad hominem, it's not fun!" - H*Lo.
ReplyDelete"My smirk betrays me. I should have a tshirt with that on it." - H*Lo
Student on call: "Umm... Can I phone a friend?"
Prof. T*ni: "Do you have any friends?"
Prof. Skl*nsky (explaining structural error): "The defendant doesn't get a real trial; instead of having a trial, the state plays Magic the Gathering against the defendant. (pause) My son plays Magic cards."
ReplyDeleteProf. Skl*nsky: “Due process can’t be. ‘I really want a new Lego “Mindstorm” Set.’ Due process is not Santa Clause.”
ReplyDeleteProf. Eis*enberg: “I’m kissing you not because I love you, but because we have a contract.”
ReplyDeleteWow. These quotes are really funny and brilliant. Truly. Amazing.
ReplyDelete"I get in trouble when I pick things up from the ground." - Prof B*rtlett
ReplyDelete"Law school takes decent people and turns them into moral monsters." Prof G*rgen
ReplyDeleteB*rtlett on a roll (in the exam review session): "Yes, you will know how to read to be able to take the exam."
ReplyDeleteSkl*nsky: "How many of you know how to make crack cocaine? Okay. Well, I'll tell you how...”
ReplyDeleteSkl*nsky: “You don’t smoke crack, you’re really inhaling the vapor…”
Skl*nsky: "By the time I left the federal prosecutor's office, my goal was to use my peremptory challenges to get rid of anyone I’d be interested in having dinner with.”
Skl*nsky: “Justice Scalia is usually pretty good about explaining not only why he’s right, but why the fate of the republic is being threatened by the other side.”
Sw*ft: You all know how to harvest marijuana, right?
ReplyDeleteSw*ft: I don't teach constitutional law, so this is my only chance to tell you what I think about Justice Scalia.
Weisselb*rg: As I read your questions, I became aware that some of you have different expectations for this class.
ReplyDeleteBankruptcy:
ReplyDeleteStudent: Isn't the creditor getting double screwed here?
J*llen: I don't know if he is getting doubly screwed. That's life in the big city.
8:25, can we get some context on that Weisselb*rg quote? That's amazing.
ReplyDeleteHas this blog died down or is it just me?
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