"You've got to analyze by it upward in the air . . . . Our Recognized N&B forecast: Bieber will probably be Onceling inside of weeks."

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Exhibit A, from the Onceling thread:

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As pictured, the actual pose entails located on your knees using reading through content in front of see your face, your current biceps and triceps or perhaps hands also positioned on the outer lining till you and your rear prolonged. Be on the look out with this very hot brand-new move at your nearby bar as well as eating place. Our Recognized N&B forecast: Bieber will probably be Onceling inside of weeks.

From whence did this comment originate? Who knows?

It was posted by "英文seo", who plainly and undoubtedly is a scrupulous N&B follower and front-row disciple of esteemed Professor B's public land seminars. Beyond that we will leave it to you, dear reader, to pontificate in the comments.