Cyrano the 1L Buzzkiller (a play in 2 acts)
Act 1
Friend A: Ooh, I got bit by something here [points to elbow swelling]
Me (title character): Well if you end up going to the ER over it, just remember that most doctors there are independent contractors, making the hospital not liable if they fuck up. [a not so subtle reference to Baptist Mem. Hosp. Sys. v. Sampson, 969 S.W.2d 945, from Torts]
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Act 2
Classmate A: [Upon finding out that I will be in LA for Labor Day Weekend] Remember me when you have Zankou Chicken.
Me: [Enjoys the chicken on Sunday for dinner.] Oooh, I should probably buy a T-shirt for Classmate A. That would totally rub it in his face. [Next day during class gives Classmate A the T-shirt and gloats about how good the chicken was. Classmate A grudgingly accepts shirt as consolation]
Friend A: Ooh, I got bit by something here [points to elbow swelling]
Me (title character): Well if you end up going to the ER over it, just remember that most doctors there are independent contractors, making the hospital not liable if they fuck up. [a not so subtle reference to Baptist Mem. Hosp. Sys. v. Sampson, 969 S.W.2d 945, from Torts]
*****
Act 2
Classmate A: [Upon finding out that I will be in LA for Labor Day Weekend] Remember me when you have Zankou Chicken.
Me: [Enjoys the chicken on Sunday for dinner.] Oooh, I should probably buy a T-shirt for Classmate A. That would totally rub it in his face. [Next day during class gives Classmate A the T-shirt and gloats about how good the chicken was. Classmate A grudgingly accepts shirt as consolation]
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