Those enterprising Stanford students...
This Oakland Tribune story has it all: sex, secret bank accounts, a criminal investigation, sex for money, a Stanford law grad, tax evasion (did I mention sex?)...
Money quote, from the Special Agent who helped lead the investigation:
"Based on my training and experience, generally people whose adjusted gross income is consistently less than $13,500 a year are not able to put themselves through Stanford Law School, lease a $70,000 Mercedes-Benz for $1,486 a month, live alone in a $1,800-a-month apartment, pay off almost $300,000 in loans, compile savings over $10,000, build a cash hoard of $40,000, throw away $2,400 in cash and buy postal money orders totaling $13,500 all at one time."
I don't even have a witty line to end this post with. Just keep an eye on your law school classmates, I guess. You never know what shenanigans they might be up to. And remember: it's always the quiet ones. Or the ones driving the $70,000 cars.
Money quote, from the Special Agent who helped lead the investigation:
"Based on my training and experience, generally people whose adjusted gross income is consistently less than $13,500 a year are not able to put themselves through Stanford Law School, lease a $70,000 Mercedes-Benz for $1,486 a month, live alone in a $1,800-a-month apartment, pay off almost $300,000 in loans, compile savings over $10,000, build a cash hoard of $40,000, throw away $2,400 in cash and buy postal money orders totaling $13,500 all at one time."
I don't even have a witty line to end this post with. Just keep an eye on your law school classmates, I guess. You never know what shenanigans they might be up to. And remember: it's always the quiet ones. Or the ones driving the $70,000 cars.
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