The Abominable Snowman
Here's why I love the United States: Torts lawsuit jury awards.
As if I needed another reason to drink, I find out from this case in NJ that I can drink myself into a stupor, walk outside and then pass out. Assuming someone has the good sense to call 911, if the cops don't find me before frostbite sets in, I stand to be about $850,000 richer after a quick jury trial, all on the taxpayer dime!
Only in America!
As if I needed another reason to drink, I find out from this case in NJ that I can drink myself into a stupor, walk outside and then pass out. Assuming someone has the good sense to call 911, if the cops don't find me before frostbite sets in, I stand to be about $850,000 richer after a quick jury trial, all on the taxpayer dime!
Only in America!
posted by Anonymous at 6:11 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home