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More one, two, or three liners from our favorite Prof. Moran, of Torts fame.
[Talking about exclusive neighborhoods in the hills]
RM: “I wander into the wrong house because they don’t have numbers…the idea being if you don’t already know the numbers you don’t belong here. I’m nervous because I know the law.”
Student: “But they have no way of knowing that you would be there.”
RM: “Oh people wander there all the time. I see them. I asked a guy walking his dog, but he claimed ignorance…he only goes to his house.”
“Some people trespass for philosophical reasons. In England in the 30’s they had a mass trespass day. Because these lands were privatized so much that people could not enjoy nature, these people believed they had a natural right to trespass, no pun intended.”
“Most people want security in common areas of apartments, but not everybody. Part of the fun of coming home each day is using your black belt against someone lurking in the common areas of the apartments.”
“The last incident is where an employee had her purse snatched but this was later part of a domestic dispute. I do not want to inquire into the terms of that relationship.”
“How many of you thought you were owed a duty of care in a merchant parking lot? Not that many of you? The rest of you are already cynical and we haven’t finished the course.”
“Now they’ve trained 911 operators to make generic comments like ‘Hang on honey’ [in operator voice], instead of ‘we’ll be there in 10 minutes.’ And they record the calls.”
RM: “For Halloween I have some candy.”
Class: “Awwwwww.”
RM: “And for those healthy people who don’t eat candy there’s raisins.”
“I may not be as hip as you.”
“Men use anger as an all-purpose emotion.”
“What else do you get? Yes, sex. There are a few people who still think of that at this time in law school.”
“There are people who get even with their relatives upon death.”
“You don’t need soap opera when you have tort law.”
[Talking about exclusive neighborhoods in the hills]
RM: “I wander into the wrong house because they don’t have numbers…the idea being if you don’t already know the numbers you don’t belong here. I’m nervous because I know the law.”
Student: “But they have no way of knowing that you would be there.”
RM: “Oh people wander there all the time. I see them. I asked a guy walking his dog, but he claimed ignorance…he only goes to his house.”
“Some people trespass for philosophical reasons. In England in the 30’s they had a mass trespass day. Because these lands were privatized so much that people could not enjoy nature, these people believed they had a natural right to trespass, no pun intended.”
“Most people want security in common areas of apartments, but not everybody. Part of the fun of coming home each day is using your black belt against someone lurking in the common areas of the apartments.”
“The last incident is where an employee had her purse snatched but this was later part of a domestic dispute. I do not want to inquire into the terms of that relationship.”
“How many of you thought you were owed a duty of care in a merchant parking lot? Not that many of you? The rest of you are already cynical and we haven’t finished the course.”
“Now they’ve trained 911 operators to make generic comments like ‘Hang on honey’ [in operator voice], instead of ‘we’ll be there in 10 minutes.’ And they record the calls.”
RM: “For Halloween I have some candy.”
Class: “Awwwwww.”
RM: “And for those healthy people who don’t eat candy there’s raisins.”
“I may not be as hip as you.”
“Men use anger as an all-purpose emotion.”
“What else do you get? Yes, sex. There are a few people who still think of that at this time in law school.”
“There are people who get even with their relatives upon death.”
“You don’t need soap opera when you have tort law.”
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