Every Survivor Needs to Hatch a Plan B

Richard Hatch, the winner of the first ever "Survivor," that wonderful idea of mixing reality TV with competition that's given us such gems as "Who Wants to Marry Joe Millionaire," is ready to plead guilty to two counts of tax evasion for failing to report the $1.01 million winnings. For a while I doubted whether Hatch really was the best person to win the cash prize, but now I know that he was. Anyone willing to play chicken with the IRS for the sake of keeping his entire WINNINGS (note how this differes from EARNED income) truly deserves to be dubbed, Survivor.

Any airline pilot trying to do the same deserves a one-way ticket to a mental health facility.