The Only Man Who Could Ever Save Me

Was apparently NOT anyone close to the preacher. (AP via Yahoo has a report on a pastor dying while preaching to his flock about heaven).

This reminds me of a joke that the Director of the Museum of Tolerance told during an employee meeting:

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are chatting and the priest says, "When I die, I hope that my flock will say that I was a good shephard for them and that I lived a good life." The minister says, "When I die, I hope that my congregation will say that I was a good husband and a good father, and that I lived and taught the word of God." The rabbi jumps in, "When I die, I hope they'll say, 'Look!!! He's not dead.'"