I'd like that pleading shaken not stirred

Oh man this is a classic Civil Procedure case study. Here are the highlights.

• Sean Connery sued by neighbor who claims he's trying to bully them into leaving the townhouse they share.
• Specifically, the complaint alleges, "Notwithstanding the cinematic James Bond image of consummate finesse, the defendant Connery, in true Dr. Jekyll-Mr. Hyde fashion, acts the part in real life of a bully who ignores norms of neighborliness and decency." Breaking it into appropriate wrong acts and authority to support the cause of actions we have:
  
• Intentional failure to comply with the Fleming standard.
• Negligently using and abusing the Stevenson model.
• Conspiracy to covet his neighbor's goods.
  
• And don't forget to drag Connery's lawyer into this because he said, "I think if we tie him up in several lawsuits, hopefully this will either permanently subdue him or drive him out of the building." Bad move.