Outbreak (of laughter)
...shall occur if you visit 4parents.gov, the Fed website devoted to depriving people of the right (or left) to get laid. I basically read bits and pieces and just started laughing in front of the computer. For example, under the "[NOT] using a condom" section, the site states:
"Tell your teen son or daughter that not having vaginal, oral or anal sex protects 100% of the time."
Except when you fingerbang someone with little red sores. Unimaginative sexless bastards!!! Anyway, I'm sure the gentle readers will find other amusing reads...feel free to post them.
"Tell your teen son or daughter that not having vaginal, oral or anal sex protects 100% of the time."
Except when you fingerbang someone with little red sores. Unimaginative sexless bastards!!! Anyway, I'm sure the gentle readers will find other amusing reads...feel free to post them.
posted by Armen Adzhemyan at 12:35 AM
1 Comments:
The 'conversation starters' are AWESOME: http://4parents.gov/starters/index.htm
"Some guys go out for a good time over the weekend, and end up with thousands of dollars taken out of their paychecks for the next 18 years. Do you know how that could happen?"
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