Friday, May 13, 2005

Fight Clubrary Redux

Well remember the weird e-mail from the librarian about Boalt's very own Fight Clubrary? Turns craigslist has the formal answers to the rules of Fight Clubrary. In an ironic twist, the post also answers several of Earl Warren's questions regarding Adderall. (Hat tip: Wings and Vodka)

From the sound of things, this took place in the main reading room...meaning IT IS OK TO EAT IN THERE. So the druggy attempting to surround herself with stress-out pheromones needs to go back and learn the library rules before trying to master course material. So in honor of Fight Clubrary, I will be eating apples, celery, carrots, and potato chips in the main reading room whenever possible.

Also, to quote co-blogger Tom Fletcher, "I guess you only get one bit at the litigatory apple."

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Blogger G. said...

One time this girl started eating carrot sticks during a lecture. CARROT STICKS!

5/14/2005 3:45 AM  
Anonymous Applelover said...

Wish I was there. I had no idea such things happened in these hallowed halls. (So gg - does that make you the same one who threatened the apple?)

5/14/2005 5:26 PM  
Anonymous outraged said...

I think it's outrageous that people are allowed to eat in the library at all. It is more outrageous to eat loud food. I'm talking about the type of outrage normally reserved for justices who cite international law in SCOTUS cases, or people who perform sex acts involving shit, or law school sports teams named after such acts.

5/14/2005 5:33 PM  
Blogger Armen said...

Chomp chomp

5/14/2005 8:00 PM  
Blogger G. said...

Ha no, I don't study in the library!! But I *do* think the library rules say you can eat only if your food isn't disturbing to others (strong smell or noisy). Maybe someone can check the sign and post a quote.

BTW in the wake of the mysterious library incident e-mail, I now call upon you guys to find out what happened at graduation Saturday, where the ceremony was halted for about 5-10 minutes while some emergency ensued backstage, and of course nobody ever explained what was going on. Things then resumed without comment.

5/16/2005 8:21 AM  
Blogger Armen said...

If I had to guess, either a case of mild asbestos poisoning or maybe John Yoo saw someone with a backpack and thought they were trying to take him out.

Or someone choked on an apple.

5/16/2005 1:15 PM  

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