Texas Bet 'Em

My idol (except for the blemmish of attending a Big XII school) and Texas L. Rev. EiC, Buffalo Wings & Vodka, suggests fantasy league of gunners. Ironically a classmate and I had a similar idea yesterday where we'd have a fantasy league of judges and count their remands on appeal. But more importantly, I think we should basically have an underground casino here at Boalt to take bets on various aspects of our school.

1. Which bathroom will host the most homeless occupants?

2. How many meals will Wolfgang Puck cater for Law and Tech?

3. Will (Justice) John Roberts extend the Endangered Species Act to apply to Fed Society members at Boalt? (sidenote: Thanks for the pizza today gentlemen. And I do mean men).

4. On-time construction at the UC during the next millenium? (1.000000000000000000000000000001:1 odds)

5. Run to the bathroom within 8.3 minutes of Guacafest. Over under?

6. John Yoo MCs AmJur Day. 483,566,122:1 odds.

7. A 1L DOESN'T purchase Berring's Survival Guide to Legal Research book. (Alternatively, which sells more copies, Berring's book or the User's Guide to the Bluebook?)

8. "Stains" in MoFo room identified as ________ (bonus: of the genus __________ ).

9. Modcest?

10. Worst interview/finals attire: to win, place, or show.