Watchu Gon Do?
Somewhere, out there, a lawyer is in charge of this case. Which of course begs the question: if you were the lawyer, watchu gon do?
ATTY: Shall we go over your testimony?
CLNT: WHAT?
ATTY: Shall - we - go - over - you - testimony?
CLNT: O-K!
ATTY: Did you have a contract with the defendants?
CLNT: YE-EAH!!
ATTY: Ok-
CLNT: O-K!
ATTY: Ok. Did anyone else witness your dealing with these defendants?
CLNT: WHAT? I was off with UR-SHER and LU-DAA!
Atty: What?
CLNT: WHAT?
I wish I was Lil Jon's attorney. Then I could go to court with him and his grill would set off the metal detector, and he'd yell "WHAT?" and all would be right.
Kick those guys' assess, Lil Jon. That's right. Bring the beat to make their booties go smack.
ATTY: Shall we go over your testimony?
CLNT: WHAT?
ATTY: Shall - we - go - over - you - testimony?
CLNT: O-K!
ATTY: Did you have a contract with the defendants?
CLNT: YE-EAH!!
ATTY: Ok-
CLNT: O-K!
ATTY: Ok. Did anyone else witness your dealing with these defendants?
CLNT: WHAT? I was off with UR-SHER and LU-DAA!
Atty: What?
CLNT: WHAT?
I wish I was Lil Jon's attorney. Then I could go to court with him and his grill would set off the metal detector, and he'd yell "WHAT?" and all would be right.
Kick those guys' assess, Lil Jon. That's right. Bring the beat to make their booties go smack.
posted by Tom Fletcher at 12:59 AM
5 Comments:
classy. really clasy.
that's fucking sweet. I loved it when Dave Chapelle did the "Barbara Walters" interview with Lil'Jon.
LJ: "you wanna smoke a doobie?"
BW: "yeah... ok."
LJ: "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah"
My fantasy fooball team name is Wu Tang financial I love dave chappelle
i miss the fact that you can actually do a little john "yeah" and "ok" and "what".. i heard a 3L girl try to the other day and man it was NOT the same...
never forget listening to yeah seventeen times in one c-razy LA weekend...
I wanted to do a skit last year for Law Revue in which Civ Pro prof -- who helped to argue Brown v. Board -- is trying to question Lil Jon. (The humor was meant to be about the professor's quiet mumbley voice and slight difficulty in hearing.)
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