Saturday, November 05, 2005

In BLF News

The Phoenix Fellowship of the Boalt Law Foundation raised record $$$ with its backdoor, closed to most Boalties, auction of spots in Bundy's Civ Pro II and Swift's Evidence. Auction organizers got the idea from NYU and a few high rollin' 3Ls who bragged that they can buy Bundy's loyalty if they wanted to. The winner of the secret auction was not so secret about his victory. He was overheard saying, "Hey if the fellowship wants to fund someone's summer, that's fine by me, as long as they don't take my spot in class during the school year." Ironically, the winner outbid Holly Parrish by $1.50. Parrish, it appears, gets no greater joy than when she stymies the grandiose dreams of Boalties.

[Before anyone who is on either of the waitlists has a heart attack, you should take a deep breath and realize that none of the above is true. Except for the Parrish part. Kidding.]

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weak.

11/06/2005 10:18 PM  
Blogger Armen said...

I read it again this morning and was this close to deleting it, but I think I need a constant reminder to me never EVER force humor.

11/06/2005 11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dood, I was just messing with you. I think it's better than most of what Boalt Briefs publishes these days. And you didn't waste two reams of paper!

11/07/2005 8:25 AM  
Blogger Armen said...

Testing comment

11/08/2005 8:58 AM  

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