I Wish *I* Had a Ten-Gallon Hat

Anyone out there know someone selling a car cheap? I'm talking Ford Pinto cheap, maybe with a drink thrown in? Let me know. Alright, back to your regularly scheduled jabbering.

(Though I will second the comment on rankings - why not just calculate them in advance in Excel so they're ready when people email in? Why create unnecessary anxiety and waiting? It would be so easy: column 1: name, column 2: units of P, column 3: units of H, column 4: units of HH, column 5=(C2*2+C3*3+C4*5)/(C2+C3+C4). Then, sort the rows by column 5 and send the emails.)

(That's why they pay me the big bucks folks.)

(Though I am still trying to find "them" and collect all those "big bucks.")