Practice Question

1. Law student Lick Spittle and aspiring attorney Ass Aperture are scheduled to sit for the MPRE on Saturday. Spittle is wary of the profession's self-serving and anti-competitive guild structure. He feels that this structure shores up the high profits of those already in the profession but tends to deny needy persons access to legal services. Spittle thinks that this guild-like quality is reflected in both the structure and the content of the MPRE. Aperture is not troubled by the structure of the profession. His family long ago belonged to a 15th century weavers' guild in southeastern France, and he has always wanted to have a guild of his own. However, Aperture does regret the obvious institutional capture within the American Bar Association--which has blocked the promulgation of model rules governing the conduct of class action lawyers. Which of the following would be proper?

a) Bong hits in the parking lot of the Fremont Marriott prior to the test administration.

b) Lick Spittle affixes a 2 x 2 photo of adult video star Jenna Jameson to his "MPRE admission ticket" with transparent tape (no stapling).

c) Spittle and Aperture wear orange jumpsuits and black hoods to their respective test centers.

d) Aperture posts the following message on his blog: "I'm not in the profession yet, dickheads! Let's see you assert jurisdiction!"