Dear God

What are the chances that this is true? (HT: Drum). I'd say 100%. Sorry Boalties, and you thought you had a shot at the Honors Program or an internship at the DOJ. If any 1Ls can disprove the central theory of the letter, chime in on the comments.

Update: Damn you E-dub for beating me. Alright, I'm closing comments here to move discussion to his thread, if any.