Friday, March 21, 2008

Vernal Equinox?

[Homer orders a weight loss tape that's supposed to contain subliminal messages. Little does he know that the tape they send him is a vocabulary builder]

Lisa:
Dad, do you know what today is?
Homer: The vernal equinox?
Lisa: No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale!
[Homer gets on the scale]
You've gained thirteen pounds.
Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!

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2 Comments:

Blogger McWho said...

Best post in weeks.

3/21/2008 8:17 PM  
Blogger Ehram said...

you've got to love the simpsons, no one can compare. Remember Lionel Hutz? Got his law degree by studying at 'Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, the Sorbonne & the Louvre' absolute class this guy

8/05/2010 8:30 AM  

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