"Oh the Humanity" Check Design Coming Soon

Wait, what the hell just happened to my checking account? I get home from a Gobama fundraiser [insert snide anonymous comments about what happened to my checking account here] and I read that I'm now a loyal JPMorganChaseBearSternsWashingtonMutual customer?

And I wish all the best to my classmates at Heller. That whole thing is incredibly tragic and impacts quite a few Boalties.