Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Do the Torts Shuffle!

The latest from the Notorious B.O.A.L.T. Good job guys!



Note: Youtube has been finicky lately, probably due to the failure of our government to meet our infrastructure bandwidth needs. If it doesn't work, you can 1) try reloading the page, or 2) move to Sweden.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"probably due to the failure of our government to meet our infrastructure bandwidth needs"

Can you tell me about this? Now that Obama is in office I'm going to need a new reason to be pissed off.

12/10/2008 10:55 PM  
Blogger Toney said...

Bandwidth requirements are just increasing faster than we are expanding, mostly due to resource-heavy web apps like youtube and p2p.

I'm just a cynical technophile - don't listen to me.

12/10/2008 11:11 PM  
Blogger McWho said...

And that bear JUST got a makeover.

12/11/2008 2:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm just old school, but you guys have nothing on the law of rock.

12/11/2008 7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you're a better student than singer.

12/11/2008 9:23 AM  
Blogger Patrick Bageant said...

Semi-relatdly, 1L's gearing up for their CP exam today can find some levity in this quiz.

12/11/2008 2:30 PM  
Blogger Patrick Bageant said...

While we're at it, here is a little something for 2/3L's in CP II, as well.

Personally, I don't think a court will find jurisdiction at the big table, but you tell me.

12/11/2008 2:37 PM  
Blogger McWho said...

Patrick I do believe you are correct. You should draw the appeal.

12/11/2008 3:38 PM  
Blogger Matt Berg said...

I'm pretty sure the kid is amenable to service if he is ever present at the big table. It's probably a violation of due process to bar him from appearing to defend the suit, though.

12/11/2008 4:45 PM  
Blogger Patrick Bageant said...

McWho, building on Matt, here is my attempt.

12/11/2008 5:00 PM  
Blogger McWho said...

But then he just has to evade the service and he is golden.

Just like the homeboys down on Page Street.

12/12/2008 12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you not mount the statues at our already-falling-apart school, please?

12/14/2008 1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hysterical constantly stopping the elevator doors from closing.

12/17/2008 12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12/17/2008 8:03 PM  
Blogger Patrick Bageant said...

@8:03:

Hope this doesn't offend you, but I'm in the process of doing a little bit of fact checking on that stuff. I'll re-post your comment after I can confirm it is (a) legit, and (b) intended for public consumption.

12/17/2008 8:14 PM  
Blogger Patrick Bageant said...

Oh, screw it. He put it on ATL (comment 62). It's fair game. Here is 8:03's comment:




he's an awful law student:

check out his other "exam answers":

http://www.geocities.com/acilbupser/finals.html

my question is, if he was so determined to ride it at the bottom of the Ps all the way to a biglaw gig, then why did the fact that he doesn't agree with the Socratic Method play such a large part in his decision that law school is for losers?

i mean, what does he care how it's taught if he was planning on being a slacker?

sounds like someone thinks they're better and more informed than other people.

12/17/2008 8:19 PM  

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