Player needed
Hi peeps,
We need one (maybe two if someone flakes out) more participant for a Boalt fantasy baseball keeper league we're setting up. Ideally this league would perpetuate itself, and while you wouldn't be on the hook for more than a year, long-term interest is preferable. We're in the midst of finalize the rules, but rest assured, they will be awesome.
The buy-in is $100, and we'll pay out to the top 2-3 placings.
The requirements:
1. You can't be a douche.
2. You reasonably expect that you will take the league seriously.
Shoot me an email at toney_the_ninja@yahoo.com if you're interested (yeah, that's my fake address, so feel free to spam away).
We need one (maybe two if someone flakes out) more participant for a Boalt fantasy baseball keeper league we're setting up. Ideally this league would perpetuate itself, and while you wouldn't be on the hook for more than a year, long-term interest is preferable. We're in the midst of finalize the rules, but rest assured, they will be awesome.
The buy-in is $100, and we'll pay out to the top 2-3 placings.
The requirements:
1. You can't be a douche.
2. You reasonably expect that you will take the league seriously.
Shoot me an email at toney_the_ninja@yahoo.com if you're interested (yeah, that's my fake address, so feel free to spam away).
posted by Toney at 1:51 PM
1 Comments:
Toney, this post is highly inappropriate for this blog for a variety of reasons.
1. Us alumni are in a $75 league and you little pricks are using Sallie Mae benjamins? WTF?
2. Inviting future lawyers into an organization with rules to-be-defined. Brilliant idea.
3. How will trades be approved? If it's commish approved, what if the commish agrees to a trade, but then upon further reflection disallows the trade in his capacity as the commish?
4. Related to Point 3, what if a previous Boalt FB league turned to binding arbitration on the issue? Is that binding on future Boalt FB leagues? Does the Sports and Entertainment Law Society want to extend a speaking engagement invite to said "arbitrator?"
5. Hit by a pitch. Great stat or greatest stat?
6. OPS vs. Batting Average: The Fantasy Rise of Adam Dunn.
7. Keeper league?
8. Previously discussed fantasy "sports" on N&B: Fantasy OCIP (most offers, most dinner invites, eats the most at reception, most free giveaways, most traveling, VPS (Vault Plus Slugging %), etc.).
9. If lineups can be changed daily, how do we know this is not just a clever ruse to get 10-12 Boalties to automatically hitch a ride on the P-train?
10. "You just don't know when to shut up, do you Saxie boy?"
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