Wednesday, October 28, 2009

N&B Photo Caption Contest!

Bonus points for same-sentence references to the tablet computer in his hand and the visiting ABA Committee:



Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It sure would be easier to keep tabs the ABA Committee via the tracking chips we put in their name tags if goddamn airbears worked anywhere other than the library."

10/28/2009 11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AirBears works in the library?

10/28/2009 12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm so happy we screwed the 2Ls on Con Law and Civ Pro. Plus, most of them don't have jobs. My work here is done."

10/28/2009 1:05 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

1:05, I share some of your frustration but I don't think DE should be the target. He has proven himself to be very sensitive on the classes issue, and while the economy is far beyond his control, LRAP may be a godsend to your class.

The people to to whom the classes concerns should be addressed are here, and here.

10/28/2009 1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. DE's idea to raise tuition to cover the costs of construction in the middle of California's budget problems (which aren't anything new) was a brilliant one.

Who doesn't love tuition increases?

Boalt was functional before. We didn't NEED all the construction and the attendant tuition hikes.

10/28/2009 3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:05 here. You are probably right.

10/28/2009 3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Patrick. It's a photo caption contest. Supposed to be humorous, I imagine. Pull the stick out of your ass.

10/28/2009 3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hmmm... let's see, they're visiting the library and Yoo's Civ Pro II class right now... Thank God for secret GPS trackers!"

10/28/2009 3:55 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

Caption: "Now let's see . . I thought there were some instructions somewhere in here for removing the stick from Patrick's ass."

10/28/2009 3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If I put my feet up and keep my head down the ABA people will think I'm another homeless alumni in the library and I will not have to talk with them."

10/28/2009 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. "Boy I wish we had Scrabulous when I was in school."

2. "I just can't get enough of Nuts and Boalts."

10/28/2009 4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I know I should be talking to the ABA Committee, but I really need to work on my poses for my audition to be an Apple Tablet model."

10/28/2009 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:09 pm,

What year did you graduate? You sound like you don't even attend Boalt, or didn't attend Boalt, for you to say we didn't need construction.

10/28/2009 6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, DE is so cute!

10/28/2009 9:49 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

I was just thinking, is there any way to get "like" and "dislike" buttons on these comments? I really wanted to give Patrick's caption the ol' "thumbs up."

I think including buttons would make our community seem a little more well-rounded, since it would empower the loads of people who read but never comment to at least indicate which comments they support. Gives each individual Anon a little less power as well. Thoughts?

10/29/2009 10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thumbs up.

10/29/2009 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I wish I hadn't let the ABA people take the chairs out of my office."

10/29/2009 5:47 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

"No matter how hard I study, I'll never be Tony Jacobson."

10/29/2009 7:10 PM  
Blogger tj said...

"After having lunch with his friend Tom Ammiano, Dean Edley re-checked Schwarzenegger's cover letter to the University of California FY2010 budget and was surprised to find 'Y-O-U-R-E-F-U-C-K-E-D'."

10/29/2009 9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1 wins by a landslide, but here's my addition: "Maybe if I hang out here long enough, I can get one of those free coffee mugs I see the young people toting about with them... Dammit, this chair doesn't have wheels. And it's awfully hot in here."

10/29/2009 11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just researching the recent judiciary vacancies. I wonder which one I'm going to get nominated for? Oh well, at least I'm certain I'll be out of here before everyone figures out that I just f*cked the class of 2011 out of $150,000 in tuition and gave them sh*tty class selections, sh*tty facilities, and sh*tty jobs. SUCCESS!"

10/31/2009 2:18 AM  

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