False Lat

Just saw this post about a University of Miami School of Law professor suing Above the Law for three counts: 1) False Light; 2) Invasion of Privacy; 3) Copyright Infringement. The pro se complaint is here.

Maybe I have my blogger goggles on, but I don't see how this goes past 12(b)(6), especially the last two. Copyright infringement for posting a picture pilfered from the law school's website? Putting aside any fair use arguments, does the professor even "own" the copyright? And more seriously, the complaint is written terribly. I wanted to slash my wrists reading that first paragraph. And before the dear professor sues me, this is, like, my opinion man. Although, I'd be happy to put that complaint up against anything written by a Boaltie 1L.