Here's the thing, and I say this with all the love in the world, but there's a Seinfeld episode with the following dialogue:
JERRY: Don't be so sure. Look at George - he's on his ninth date with Betsy, he still hasn't gotten anywhere with her.
ELAINE: What's his problem?
JERRY: Well, every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side.
ELAINE: Wrong side?
JERRY: Yeah, she was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand. Can't go left.
ELAINE: He can't go left.
JERRY: No! I'm lefty, can't go right. What about women? Do they go left or right?
ELAINE: Nah, we just play defense.
All true. I just cannot imagine guys leaving postits near the women's restroom and then having women come knocking. Never.
Yes, yes, the inevitable question. I was trying to find a place to go swim laps (not a euphemism) yesterday, so I googled the Spieker pool. The third link down was from the same site, because apparently the Spieker pool has a nude sunbathing deck? Who knew? Anyway, obviously I clicked that link, and then on the same page there was a "ten best spots in berkeley" list and one was Boalt Hall. At least we made the list!
In related news, there's a glory hole in a men's bathroom stall near the Booth Auditorium. If you don't believe me, you can check it out for yourselves.
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I feel so naive. --another creepy alum
P.S. I heard Dean O. retired from UCI. What's up with that?
How long before this makes Above The Law? I'm guessing by 11am tomorrow. G
Here's the thing, and I say this with all the love in the world, but there's a Seinfeld episode with the following dialogue:
JERRY: Don't be so sure. Look at George - he's on his ninth date with Betsy, he still hasn't gotten anywhere with her.
ELAINE: What's his problem?
JERRY: Well, every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side.
ELAINE: Wrong side?
JERRY: Yeah, she was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand. Can't go left.
ELAINE: He can't go left.
JERRY: No! I'm lefty, can't go right. What about women? Do they go left or right?
ELAINE: Nah, we just play defense.
All true. I just cannot imagine guys leaving postits near the women's restroom and then having women come knocking. Never.
Sooooo....Dan....how did you come across this exactly?
Yes, yes, the inevitable question. I was trying to find a place to go swim laps (not a euphemism) yesterday, so I googled the Spieker pool. The third link down was from the same site, because apparently the Spieker pool has a nude sunbathing deck? Who knew? Anyway, obviously I clicked that link, and then on the same page there was a "ten best spots in berkeley" list and one was Boalt Hall. At least we made the list!
Further proof that we are a top ten law school.
In related news, there's a glory hole in a men's bathroom stall near the Booth Auditorium. If you don't believe me, you can check it out for yourselves.
post a picture, por favor
Here is a photo o' the glory hole in the men's restrooom near Booth.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3650/aug1720103483.jpg
The quality is poor because the room is dimly lit and I took the photo with a cell phone.
That does appear to be a glory hole. It's actually appears to be a floating gloryhole, but that's probably just the picture.
I'm no expert (or am I?), but that glory hole has to be authentic.
So... have we unknowingly been relieving ourselves in a series of bordellos for the last few years?
Proof that the Boalt Hall Glory Hole is LEGIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_guA6AbaFMI
Note: duct tape is an essential ingredient.
WTF. I was trying to buy some new kicks.
Heh. Sorry 'bout that.
Great. Now I have THAT in my browser history....
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