Friday, April 01, 2011

Administration Announces Haas To Take Over New Addition

Add this to the list of Dean Edley's failures.

Because of the financial predicament that the law school is in, they've decided to lease the new addition to Haas in exchange for roughly $10M a year. Apparently this will be enough to keep tuition from rising above $50k/year in the near term.

In an email sent out to student leaders this afternoon, Edley stated:

I know times are tough and I realize students are concerned about rising tuition. In response to these concerns, we've worked out a deal with Haas where they will be taking over the addition and we'll move some classes back to the annex. Students should be prepared to be excluded from the new addition unless they're wearing sports coats and can verify they have paid employment upon graduation.


The Administration email continued with several other cost cutting measures including:

- Hiring unemployed 3Ls as library security guards in order to cut the amount we currently pay the security guards and to boost employment stats.
- LLM and transfer numbers will be increased by 100%. To support this, a quarter of Boalt classes will now be taught in French.
- Zeb Cafe will be turned into the bar, "Zeb After Dark," Thursday through Saturday from 10 - 2am in an attempt to draw some of the Greek business away from Kip's. Any law student over 25 will be turned away at the door.

So, after all of that, do we think these measures will even help? What about all of the money we've put into the new addition without even being able to use it?

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious.

4/01/2011 1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least try to make it believable.

4/01/2011 1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

April Fool's fail. Everyone was already fully caffeinated by the time this went up.

4/01/2011 2:19 PM  
Blogger James said...

http://tinyurl.com/422ehky

4/01/2011 2:33 PM  
Blogger Dan #2 said...

I love you.

4/01/2011 3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinche sportcoats..Damn you Haas!

4/01/2011 4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahaha love it

4/01/2011 5:57 PM  
Blogger McTwo said...

http://i50.tinypic.com/30axob9.jpg

4/01/2011 6:06 PM  
Anonymous high School Diploma online said...

Hhaha Good one:)

4/02/2011 3:26 AM  
Anonymous youfail said...

fail.

4/02/2011 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be a joke if out of state tuition wasn't already over $50,000/year.

4/02/2011 7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James, You had me at hello. You had me at hello.

4/03/2011 2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you aware of the 3l who has somewhat of a hobby putting on naked webcam shows?

4/03/2011 5:17 PM  
Anonymous Taneen said...

Hilarious, James. You seriously had me for a second (but just a second!!)

4/03/2011 9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"are you aware of the 3l who has somewhat of a hobby putting on naked webcam shows?"

this warrants further explanation.

4/04/2011 3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"this warrants further explanation."

well i dont know what the deal is, bc im pretty sure he has a girlfriend, but he seems to enjoy showing off...

and lets just say he's well equipped for a backup career in entertainment if the lawyer gig doesn't pan out.

4/05/2011 6:02 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

would someone create a thread for 3Ls with questions about BarBri, bar studying, and the bar exam? Thanks!

4/06/2011 10:34 AM  

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