1Ls Assassinate Each Other
That 1L just got served. Literally. Sort of.
In a feat of awesome nerdiness, the 1Ls have organized a game of assassin. Except, instead of squirting each other with water or tagging each other, they're serving each other.
The jurisdiction? "The District Court of Some Place."
The case? Pee Wee Herman v. "The Target." (I'm not sure when Pee Wee got so litigious).
More proof of the old adage that awesome law school classes arrive every other year.