Tuesday, March 13, 2012

You Want Rankings? We'll Give You Rankings

 Hey everyone! Rankings!  We know you love them and here at N&B we are all about the things that you love.

Top Party Place: Kip's
Top Trial Team Organization: BOA (They are knocking everyone's sox off)
Top Party Dean: Dean Edley - He knows you were nervous when Boalt slipped last year.  He took care of business.
Top Whiners:  The Big H.  Number 3?  That's not why your father paid for prep school.
Top Way to Complain: Barrister's was sweet, shut up already.
Top Law School: Boalt Hall, 2012.  Screw the official numbers.  We know we fucking rock.

So, that's the wrap up.


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10 Comments:

Blogger Toney said...

Damn, in-state tuition is official more expensive than Stanford now. It pains me to think in the not-too-distant future that law school is going to be reserved for the privileged few.

3/13/2012 10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep your Kips to yourself! That place is vile.

3/13/2012 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm, that's not what the rankings say.

3/13/2012 1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are we seriously in like year 3 at this point of boalties being too scared of venturing more than 2 blocks away from campus to hang out at a better place than kips?

3/13/2012 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy to see Berkeley Law #1 in IP. Some folks are fairly dismissive of specialty rankings. But everyone who is a patent-oriented student in this law school knows the value they've unlocked based on the offerings and opportunities.

3/13/2012 7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@1:37

Once you get past 2 blocks the rape zone starts. The rape zone is dangerous.

3/13/2012 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kips IS the rape zone

3/14/2012 8:58 AM  
Blogger James said...

It's been clear during my time on N&B that many of the commenters don't understand humor and consequently don't understand Kip's references.

3/14/2012 11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has been clear during my time on N&B that James does not understand the humor of Anonymous writ-large.

3/14/2012 1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A better year with rank is neat even if it matters little in the grand scheme. Is there a stat we can point to for the two spot bump or do we chalk this up random US News dark math?

3/14/2012 3:05 PM  

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