Thursday, April 19, 2012

Professor Quotes: Spring 2012 Edition

Latest edition of professor quotes.  Post away.  And if anyone is confused by the topic, comments in this thread should help answer your questions (key ones reposted here):

Anonymous said...
I am confused - do people write down exactly what their professors say and then flag it somehow as funny or cute? How do you all have all these quotes? I think it's weird.

Armen said...
I used to create a section at the bottom of my notes labeled "Professor Quotes." Then during class, whenever I heard something funny, witty, silly, or sad, I'd recreate it in that section as best as I could. Often I'd be corrected by those around me, and sometimes even here in the comments.

Patrick said...
That's exactly what I did, professor quotes heading, and all.




Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prof T*ni, Torts:
"I am like that little Japanese monkey!"

And someone else is going to have to come through with the rest of that quote, because I was laughing too hard to hear anything for the next couple minutes.

4/19/2012 9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so much a prof quote as it was Prof B*rtlett's complete inability to speak after picking up a female student's banana protector after it dropped loudly onto the auditorium floor see:

4/20/2012 11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:35, I would have paid to see that.

4/21/2012 3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If it's not ad hominem, it's not fun!" - H*Lo.
"My smirk betrays me. I should have a tshirt with that on it." - H*Lo

Student on call: "Umm... Can I phone a friend?"
Prof. T*ni: "Do you have any friends?"

4/21/2012 5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prof. Skl*nsky (explaining structural error): "The defendant doesn't get a real trial; instead of having a trial, the state plays Magic the Gathering against the defendant. (pause) My son plays Magic cards."

4/22/2012 12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prof. Skl*nsky: “Due process can’t be. ‘I really want a new Lego “Mindstorm” Set.’ Due process is not Santa Clause.”

4/22/2012 3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prof. Eis*enberg: “I’m kissing you not because I love you, but because we have a contract.”

4/23/2012 1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. These quotes are really funny and brilliant. Truly. Amazing.

4/23/2012 5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I get in trouble when I pick things up from the ground." - Prof B*rtlett

4/24/2012 10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Law school takes decent people and turns them into moral monsters." Prof G*rgen

4/24/2012 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B*rtlett on a roll (in the exam review session): "Yes, you will know how to read to be able to take the exam."

4/25/2012 10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Skl*nsky: "How many of you know how to make crack cocaine? Okay. Well, I'll tell you how...”

Skl*nsky: “You don’t smoke crack, you’re really inhaling the vapor…”

Skl*nsky: "By the time I left the federal prosecutor's office, my goal was to use my peremptory challenges to get rid of anyone I’d be interested in having dinner with.”

Skl*nsky: “Justice Scalia is usually pretty good about explaining not only why he’s right, but why the fate of the republic is being threatened by the other side.”

4/25/2012 8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sw*ft: You all know how to harvest marijuana, right?

Sw*ft: I don't teach constitutional law, so this is my only chance to tell you what I think about Justice Scalia.

4/27/2012 8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weisselb*rg: As I read your questions, I became aware that some of you have different expectations for this class.

4/27/2012 8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Student: Isn't the creditor getting double screwed here?

J*llen: I don't know if he is getting doubly screwed. That's life in the big city.

4/28/2012 1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:25, can we get some context on that Weisselb*rg quote? That's amazing.

4/28/2012 6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has this blog died down or is it just me?

5/03/2012 9:45 PM  

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