Professor Quotes: Spring 2012 Edition
Latest edition of professor quotes. Post away. And if anyone is confused by the topic, comments in this thread should help answer your questions (key ones reposted here):
Anonymous said...
I am confused - do people write down exactly what their professors say and then flag it somehow as funny or cute? How do you all have all these quotes? I think it's weird.
Armen said...
I used to create a section at the bottom of my notes labeled "Professor Quotes." Then during class, whenever I heard something funny, witty, silly, or sad, I'd recreate it in that section as best as I could. Often I'd be corrected by those around me, and sometimes even here in the comments.
Patrick said...
That's exactly what I did, professor quotes heading, and all.
Creepy.
Anonymous said...
I am confused - do people write down exactly what their professors say and then flag it somehow as funny or cute? How do you all have all these quotes? I think it's weird.
Armen said...
I used to create a section at the bottom of my notes labeled "Professor Quotes." Then during class, whenever I heard something funny, witty, silly, or sad, I'd recreate it in that section as best as I could. Often I'd be corrected by those around me, and sometimes even here in the comments.
Patrick said...
That's exactly what I did, professor quotes heading, and all.
Creepy.
Labels: Professor Quotes
posted by Armen Adzhemyan at 9:36 AM
17 Comments:
Prof T*ni, Torts:
"I am like that little Japanese monkey!"
And someone else is going to have to come through with the rest of that quote, because I was laughing too hard to hear anything for the next couple minutes.
Not so much a prof quote as it was Prof B*rtlett's complete inability to speak after picking up a female student's banana protector after it dropped loudly onto the auditorium floor see: http://www.bananaguards.co.uk/eshop/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=1
11:35, I would have paid to see that.
"If it's not ad hominem, it's not fun!" - H*Lo.
"My smirk betrays me. I should have a tshirt with that on it." - H*Lo
Student on call: "Umm... Can I phone a friend?"
Prof. T*ni: "Do you have any friends?"
Prof. Skl*nsky (explaining structural error): "The defendant doesn't get a real trial; instead of having a trial, the state plays Magic the Gathering against the defendant. (pause) My son plays Magic cards."
Prof. Skl*nsky: “Due process can’t be. ‘I really want a new Lego “Mindstorm” Set.’ Due process is not Santa Clause.”
Prof. Eis*enberg: “I’m kissing you not because I love you, but because we have a contract.”
Wow. These quotes are really funny and brilliant. Truly. Amazing.
"I get in trouble when I pick things up from the ground." - Prof B*rtlett
"Law school takes decent people and turns them into moral monsters." Prof G*rgen
B*rtlett on a roll (in the exam review session): "Yes, you will know how to read to be able to take the exam."
Skl*nsky: "How many of you know how to make crack cocaine? Okay. Well, I'll tell you how...”
Skl*nsky: “You don’t smoke crack, you’re really inhaling the vapor…”
Skl*nsky: "By the time I left the federal prosecutor's office, my goal was to use my peremptory challenges to get rid of anyone I’d be interested in having dinner with.”
Skl*nsky: “Justice Scalia is usually pretty good about explaining not only why he’s right, but why the fate of the republic is being threatened by the other side.”
Sw*ft: You all know how to harvest marijuana, right?
Sw*ft: I don't teach constitutional law, so this is my only chance to tell you what I think about Justice Scalia.
Weisselb*rg: As I read your questions, I became aware that some of you have different expectations for this class.
Bankruptcy:
Student: Isn't the creditor getting double screwed here?
J*llen: I don't know if he is getting doubly screwed. That's life in the big city.
8:25, can we get some context on that Weisselb*rg quote? That's amazing.
Has this blog died down or is it just me?
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